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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

#her character didn’t exist and when she auditioned the creators were like#no you get your own character#do whatever you want#all of her shit was improv (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

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hi its midnight and im cooking spaghetti

Tagged: #yumm

faultstars:

[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS 

[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]

THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

[SMASHES A LAMP]

TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS

[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]

THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE

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weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

Vine by iLLyNoiiZe

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