GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president
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hi its midnight and im cooking spaghetti
[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS
[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]
THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
[SMASHES A LAMP]
TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS
[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]
THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE